((I'll not give anything away, I hope.))

Go see it.

Please.

It has got to be the first Romantic Drama ever made that had me laughing the whole way through. Not because of funny lines.

There were no funny lines.

It was cheesey, sickening, and horrible.

AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.

The character who stole the show for me?
No, not Edward, No not Bella, not even Alice, or Jake.

Jasper.
Swear it, everytime they put the Camera on him, I laughed. My friend, also a Twilight fan, shoved her foot in my face numerous times during the film.

Favorite Scene: Jasper, licking his lips.

Favorite Actor: Taylor Lautner as Jacob. I was thuroughly surprised by this. He was the only character that made me laugh on intention, and the only one I actually liked in his role. I did not expect to like him at all. Thought he was going to be horrible, but he did better than everyone else.

Favorite Character: Jasper. Because he had me laughing the whole time. Seriously. Everytime I saw him. I just burst into giggles. He was simply ridiculous.

Least Favorite Actor: Tie between all of them? Robert Patterson, he wouldn't have been too bad on his own, but Kristen Stewart ruined it. Her lines were choppy. Her narritive, I liked though.

Favorite Effect: Edwaard's Sparkle Sounds.

You have to see it, just for the giggles.
I loved it.
People will be laughing about the joke this movie was for years to come. Swear it. They'll be saying, "Ugh, look, they pulled a Twilight."

Had to get this up while it was fresh in my brain.